16 November 2006

To Hang or Not to Hang...

I was invited by Hummer to hang out at the club tomorrow night for a VIP Party. I guess I could be interested in drinking all night for free and not having to get my ass off the couch at the club...

...But then I would have the unpleasant experience of spending extra time with the fools I work with instead of my usual relaxing night at Mother Mitchell's watching movies...

...No to mention I could miss the possibility that my drunken co-workers would make complete asses out of themselves, giving me much ammunition if ever I should need it to completely humiliate them at some point in the future...

...And, of course, there's the fact that Chief would be there, which would at least give me something to pleasant to look at instead of watching the television screen...

...And I'd be guaranteed a seat to myself instead of having to fight the bassett hound for chair rights...

Ah...Screw it...I'm watching a movie...I don't like any of them enough to spend an evening with them!

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